Monday, September 15, 2008

Super Duper Pooper


Sorry to blog about poop. Yes it's disgusting, however it seems to play a really big role in my life at the moment. Yesterday at church Lyric had the explosion of all explosions. I was holding her in the hallway chatting, when an onlooker asked if I knew that I had poop running down my arm. (Of course I do... it is suppose to be there.) So, we rush off to the bathroom to clean up, until I realize that I already used the two diapers that I had packed. I sneak back into the hallway, poopy baby in tow, find my husband, send him out to the car to grab a spare, and rush back into the bathroom. While trying to clean up, Tatum pops her head in and informs me, that daddy can't find a diaper. Frustrated, I wrap up naked Lyric in paper towels and try to sneak out to the car. Of course, everyone stops to talk, and then needs an explanation. While heading out to the car, Lyric decides to pee... Tatum and I were the target. We manage to get to the car, find a diaper and rush home. Baths for all!

11 comments:

Kyle said...

That is so, so gross! I am so sorry that happened to you!

Vanessa said...

That is marvelous! Savannah did something like that but Lyric takes the cake with the peeing at the end! sounds like you had an eventful Sunday! I love the wall colors in the preschool. If next year you do 3 year olds , count us in!

marcie said...

Wow - that is classic - I hope she didn't stain your fabulous dress. Why didn't Lyric do that when Dad was holding her??

melissa gargalis said...

I am so laughing and commisserating with you. Luke crapped in my lap a few weeks after we moved in the ward in the mothers room. One of those up & out ones...good times. I feel your pain-we're still potty training and Luke's had the runs this week. SO GROSS. I hope our kids appreciate the things we do for them.

The Gray Family said...

oooh...sorry about that one. She will love this story one day when she is dating :>) Good thing she is so darn cute!

Alisha said...

I feel your pain! Carson and I had a similar experience last week at the gym and then came home and he crawled all over Jayden whle leaking poop. She was crying and he was laughing. They are lucky they are too cute to trade in :)

Rob & Michelle Greer said...

Well, everyone poops!

Heather said...

Wow, that is great! You poor thing! Something to look forward to suppose... I have to get a control on my messes so I don't have double the messes! :)

Heather Weir said...

Wow that is gross. And yes you would have to stop and talk to everyone. at least the #1 didn't start coming until out of other peoples way! I haven't had any troubles like that Only Matt has had the honor of having her leak poo oh him! Lucky Me!

Heather Weir said...

Wow that is gross. And yes you would have to stop and talk to everyone. at least the #1 didn't start coming until out of other peoples way! I haven't had any troubles like that Only Matt has had the honor of having her leak poo oh him! Lucky Me!

The Bruer Clan said...

AWWW, NO!!! I didn't hear this one!! CRUD!! Sorry!! I just have to say I am next huh?!! ;)