The Pony Confessions

A few weeks ago, Tatum had her "My Little Ponies" out and arranged them in a nice line, and then proceeded to tell me that sometimes her ponies make bad choices. She went on to inform me what each pony did that was naughty. The first pony sometimes would have accidents, so she would change her pants and put the wet ones out on the swing set to dry and then put them away in her drawer. The next pony would get up from her nap and if her mom was asleep, she would take the box of Pop-Tarts and go behind the couch and eat them all. Another pony would sneak into her mom's make-up, play with it and then hide it under her bed. The pony confessions continued for some time. I was very inquisitive and got candid answers from Tatum about what "The Ponies" did. I even discovered where one of Tatum's missing outfits was hiding, behind the TV of course... that was where the Pony hid clothes she didn't like but her mom made her wear. I am guessing Tatum had been feeling a little guilty and needed to get it all off her chest in this weird therapy session she invented.